Sex at 74...Start your Savings Accounts Now!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

This was in my local newspaper...made me smile...



Dear Annie: Sex is expensive. My wife and I are 74 years old and have been married 55 years. We still do it at least three times a week. Admittedly, I need a little help. The problem is, the price of Viagra has gone up a lot over the years, and the monthly cost is very high, even when splitting a pill.
I don't trust purchasing generic from a foreign country. Since Viagra has been on the market for many years, how soon is it likely to become generic in the United States? — Still Active at 74




Dear Still: Viagra is the trade name for sildenafil citrate. Pfizer's worldwide patents are set to expire between 2011 and 2013. If you can't wait that long, explain the problem to your doctor and ask about cheaper alternatives. Your pharmacist might also be able to offer some suggestions.

Loving...


I'm not usually a fan of v-necks on men...but this guy has so much confidence. So suave, chic, and sexy. Love the necklace. Of course, I found this on The Sartorialist. I wish he wasn't smoking. I was thinking that he looks like he smells really good...like Turkish amber, but probably not so much.

Cunnilinging the Chocolate!


I'm sure I spelled cunnilinging wrong...but since it's probably not a word, it doesn't matter, does it?! More here at Easy Bake Coven's new blog...Broken Hallelujah!

Watching...Beautiful People on BBC

Based on the best-selling wild childhood memoirs of Simon Doonan...Beautiful People. I'm on Team Simon...I think he could have done soooo much better than Adler.

Chef Bobby...The Rock Star!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Congratulations Bobby!! We are so proud of you. The Main Man and I visited El Pisto the other night...Bobby's first day open! Read an article about the restaurant here. Menus and photos are also included. I've laid claim to my booth! Booth coveters Beware! I will fuck you up!


We had the queso fundido with homemade tortillas (best I've ever had), chips with three types of salsa, the crispy fried red snapper tacos with jalapeno slaw, the red stacked chicken enchiladas, flan, and two orders of churros (because they were amazing and I have to keep my girlish figure). We also tried three of the five flavors of aqua fresca and the pomegranate tea. With the check you get chicklets! How retro cool is that?!
The website should be up and running soon.


El Pisto Food and Drink...Stella's Roar's new hangout! Be there or be ridiculously square!






Better Uncensored Version...not for delicate ears!

Jane Cook's


My friend Jane Steele...yes, another Chef (I know where my bread is buttered!) just started a new blog. Check it out here. She's headed to Guatemala...she's writing a children's cookbook. She's in my book club. I'm liking these nice short sentences. She wanted to call it Kids with Knives...which I thought was great...but, I don't have kids. I think friends (with kids) may have nixed that title. Her blog description...come along with jane and her 2 kids, Olivia and Mason, as they spend the month of July learning Spanish and writing a cookbook in the beautiful city of Antigua.
I bid on an auction item at The Polo For Aids fundraiser here in El Paso. Well, actually the event was in New Mexico...splitting horse hairs. Anyway, it's a dinner prepared by Jane at my house for my nearest and dearest. We decided on Mediterranean...because that's my favorite and I'm a selfish bitch only child. It's in September sometime. I can't wait!


She writes for many magazines, teaches cooking classes, is a fabulous chef...and she's hilariously funny...and a redhead!

Molesting Pets...

The Winning Dress...gotta make The Main Man happy!


Isabella...the kitty...looks thrilled! I've been in San Antonio at my 27 year old cousin's house. This is his first house! I'm really impressed with his decorating skills. I guided him a little, but not much. Texts and Emails...that's it! He has an Asian vibe going. Bamboo and slate floors throughout. He and his darling girlfriend Veronica laid a spread on us for my Aunt's retirement party. Homemade guacamole, deviled eggs, summer sausage and cheese, BBQ ribs, brisket and turkey drumsticks, baked beans, grilled corn, sweet tea, some sort of rum punch concoction that was lethal (see our dinner converstion here), amazing cupcakes from some place in San Antonio (I licked the peanut butter one so no one would snag it...I roll like that!) and a fully stocked bar! He's really done a great job...Bravo, Kent! We had a great time...it's back to slimfast!


Tony, Toni, Tone


Coveting...





Another work of art by Gerard Yosca...$450.00

Read This...This Chick is the Coolest Ever!

Sunday, June 28, 2009
Sister Wolf, the acerbicly funny and edgy fashionista whose blog is aptly named *Godammit,I'm Mad*...posted this. Read it! She's the cool high school chick that you desperately wanted to be friends with...I don't think she would have looked my way twice back then...I was way too twee (I've been called that by a Scottish friend before)... I had to look it up to see exactly what it meant!) Kind of hurt my twee feelings!


Glamorous 80's and Catfights...



The chic blogger Belle at - Beverly Hills Branchée - *Bringing you the Biz, the Buzz and the Bling from Beverly Hills and Beyond* - gave me the idea for this post. Belle did a post about 80's glam style...the fur, the bling, the shoulder pads!
I loved Dynasty. I've channelled Alexis Morrel Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan's character many times in the past...one instance is my 2000 wedding to The Main Man. Look at that elaborate big ass braid on my head! Scott Marek was my stylist back in the day in Houston. He was beautiful. He passed away in 2005. I miss him...
Shoulder Pads! What were we thinking?! During college (1987ish)...my friends and I wore those velcro shoulder pads that would attach to your bra straps under large t-shirts from frat parties with...wind shorts! Yuck! No pics will be forthcoming of this horrendous fashion failure! I only dressed like this my Freshman year. Luckily I got my fashion act together after that...and I stopped going to frat parties!



Don't Touch my Monkey!

Family Conversation...

Saturday, June 27, 2009
I'm in San Antonio...celebrating my aunt's retirement...35 years of teaching school...our dinner conversation:
  • Invest in Windmills
  • Fuck the Birds
  • Don't eat the eggrolls

Family...you gotta love them!

Coveting...

Hand Made Multi-colored Morrocan Fountain...$3500.00

Yes, Please...

Coveting...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Cheap vs. Not So Cheap


Just received these in the mail...Charlotte Russe Braided Rope Wedges...$22.99 vs. Last Year's Prada Pin-up Gold Wedges (I made that name up)...can't remember how much, but it WASN'T $22.99! The Charlotte Russe wedges come in 5 colors...I chose the Copper Metallic.




Loving...

Armchair With Unique African Inspired Upholstery...$1800.00

Loving...

Special for Stella's Roar Readers!

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Look like an bohemian goddess in this enchanting Indian diamond and gemstone necklace. The pendant is made in intricate silver openwork with cognac diamonds and bezel set agate, sapphire and rubelite cabochons and a dangling agate drop. The pendant hangs from a strand of agate, sapphire and rubalite beads and is closed with a shepard's hook clasp.
This estate gemstone pendant measures 3 inches by 3 inches and the necklace measures 17 inches.
Metal: Silver and 18K Yellow Gold Diamond Weight: 1.70 carats Gemstone Weight: Sapphire = 2.30 carats, Rubelite= 4.50 carats
Design Period: Contemporary
Circa: 1990
Price $1,050.00
But...listen to this!
Beladora has set up a discount for my readers for a 15% discount off of this beautiful necklace! All you have to do is use the discount code stella1 on the online shopping cart.
How cool is that?!

Coveting...

Beergin Controversy

My friend Jimmy O'Rourke is creating quite a stir with his piece originally named Beergin...which I think is funny. Apparently a lot of people don't! You can read the article at the end of this post and read some pissed off comments. There were lots more comments, but they have been scourged from public consumption. My friends call Jimmy "Eldon" based on the Murphy Brown painter who never leaves. Why, you ask? Jimmy is painting a mural on my bedroom walls based on my drapery fabric. It was supposed to take a month...it's been 2 years. I don't mind, he keeps me company and he likes my dogs...what's not to like...he also makes a great party guest.

Jimmy will discuss his creation in an "Art Talk" at 7 p.m. tonight at the Hal Marus gallery.

EL PASO - Look around artist Jimmy O'Rourke's crammed garage near Burges High School, and you'll see a 5-foot-tall Mardi Gras harlequin's head in one corner; leaping leprechauns all over the place; a drawing table bearing an "I Love Teaching" sticker; a couple of plastic folding tables with poster board and slick, colorful magazine pages scattered around; and a wall filled with whimsical pen-and-ink drawings of belly dancers, banditos (and banditas) and a guitar-playing, sombr! ero-wearing guitar player.
It's that fertile imagination - goosed by a little deadline pressure - that gave the artist a unique vision of Our Lady of Guadalupe.
So he created it. Out of cardboard Budweiser boxes, scraps of wood and more than a dozen beer and pop cans. Miller High Life containers became the radiant light around her head. Shreds of shaped Bud, Bud Light, Red Bull, Coca-Cola, Coke Zero, Tecate and Fanta Orange cans are formed into her robe, shoulders and arms.
"I wanted to use the logos and colors to incorporate the feel of a painting," O'Rourke said of his aluminum medium.
His Guadalupe's face and hands are painted cardboard, made from a case of Budweiser. "I wanted her face to be like a Picasso, where she's looking at you and to the side," O'Rourke said.
O'Rourke knows the mixture of cerveza and Catholicism titled "La Reyna" - which is part of the "El Paso Pop Art" exhibit opening Thursday at the Hal Marcus Gallery - could offend some devout Catholics, but the 45-year-old artist, a Catholic himself, said that wasn't his design.
He wanted to create something iconic and local out of recyclable materials.
"I made the Virgin Mary out of beer cans. Upsetting anybody was the last thing I wanted to do," he said. "So I ask the public to please excuse my medium. I didn't intend to offend anyone."
If anything, his work, two months in the making, was meant to "reflect the spirituality of this lady," taking an image found commonly around here - not just at local churches, but on car window stickers, grocery store votive candles, wall murals, even tattoos - and create her out of reusable materials. "You can't go to Home Depot to get that," he said of his unusual palette.
Plus, O'Rourke said, he remembers vividly seeing an image of the Virgin Mary next to a beer sign in a local store not long ago.
Such irony perfectly fits the spirit of pop art, a movement that started in Britain in the 1950s and spread to America in the 1960s, celebrating pop culture by elevating common commercial images into fine art. Think Andy Warhol and his colored celebrity photos and Campbell's Soup cans, and Roy Lichtenstein's comic book panels.
The Marcus Gallery exhibit is designed to celebrate some of the Sun City's most familiar images, from the star on the mountain to the alligators in San Jacinto Plaza, in a kitschy sort of way.
"I think of it as bright, iconic, making something commercial," said Kelly Foss, Marcus Gallery manager and one of the artists in the show. "Pop art uses elements of pop culture, such as magazines, movies, pop music, even bottles and cans, and makes them into art. In our sense, it takes elements of popular El Paso culture and makes it into commercial art."
Gallery owner Marcus, who broke from his traditional medium of painting to create a digital image of a stop sign, said the invitational exhibit was designed to break from the norm, bring some fresh blood into the gallery sphere, and add to the ongoing dialogue of what the Sun City's identity is.
"What we're trying to do as a community is find something we can latch on to, that's ours, unique," said Marcus, whose gallery features only works by local artists and includes a room devoted to early El Paso artists.
"It's cool. It's an image no one else has. We're still searching for that type of thing. Hopefully, through the arts we'll be able to identify with something that's pop, El Paso, clicky, something that puts us on the map. We're all looking for that."
The stop sign he created was a chance to do something different. "I've never done anything like this, putting metal on plastic, not painting. It's all digital photography," Marcus said. "It challenged me. I didn't want to paint a picture. I've been painting since I was 15.
"But people have been going, 'What? That's not art!' "
He's especially excited about some of the newer or unheralded artists who are participating in the show:
"Blackbird" comic creator Rudy Vasquez contributed a black-and-white comic panel of his Blackbird character with the star on the mountain behind him.
New York transplant Ronnie Dukes combines political commentary and Fort Bliss-inspired imagery in his cartoons.
Mark Rojas created a Sunset Heights street sign that's classic pop art, if there is such a term.
"It's a real good opportunity to see some stuff by people we don't even know," Marcus said.
But there are people they do know, too, including painter Candy Mayer, who created a variation on Robert Indiana's iconic Love sculpture in Philadelphia, positioning the name "El Paso" in stacked, block letters over local images. Also in the show are Bob Adams, Arturo Enriquez, Vallarie Enriquez, Paul Hoylen Jr., Lisa Matta-Brown, Daniel Padilla, Tony Padilla, Francisco Romero, El Paso Times artist and blogger Keith Allyn Spencer, Corinne Abeyta Spinnler and Ruben Valenzuela.
"Pretty much every artist is being stretched," gallery manager Foss said of the challenge these creative types willingly accepted.
Several of the artists will discuss their creations in an "Art Talk" at 7 p.m. June 25 at the gallery.
The show is augmented by "Making Downtown Pop," about a dozen photos by local photographer Mark Paulda, who's known for finding unusual images in familiar Downtown landmarks. Paulda will lead a walking tour of some of those landmarks from 10 a.m. to noon June 27.
Marcus calls O'Rourke, who recently won an award from the El Paso Independent School District for his work as a volunteer art tutor at Cielo Vista Elementary School, as the guy to go to for the unusual.
"James is kind of a wild-man type of guy. ... His thing is really construction. He's the type of guy that, if you have a bar mitzvah with a basketball theme or an out-of-the-ocean theme and you need an 8-foot whale, who you gonna call? Jimmy O'Rourke," Marcus said with a laugh.
O'Rourke, a 1983 Burges High School grad who studied at the Art Institute of Dallas, said his 10 years creating props, scenery and even Willie Nelson stage designs in Dallas factors into his work. So when he got the call to create something for the "El Paso Pop Art" exhibit, he brought his own touch to the proceedings, drawing some inspiration from a Red Bull-sponsored can art contest he entered in 2006.
He dubbed an early version of the Virgin construction the "Beergin."
"When I'm thinking of pop art, I think of the old guys, like Warhol logos and cans, like the tomato soup can," O'Rourke said. "I wanted to bring that aspect into the work, but make it different, too."

Dancing with Dolce


Look of the Day...

Evelyn Knight at ShopStyle

Anticipation of an Acquisition!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Jade Necklace found at the outrageously decadent most feminine site ever...Boudoir Queen!

At Last...


Opens Friday!

Reading...The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane

Cool Website...great moody musick

Polished...

Great coral to compliment a tan...hate the name though...Chubby Cheeks , although it's better than what my various Dads used to call me as a child...one nickname was Fat Cat, the other was Jug Butt...no wonder I have a complex.

Naeem Khan Resort 2010

style.com

Taxidermy? Yay or Nay?


Ruzzetti & Gow

Price is Prickly...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Cool catcus barstool...Made of Alpaca silver, suede and cactus wood...29" tall...
$2,325.00 each

Loving...










Set of Four Black Designs On White Porcelain Baja Plates By Christopher Jagmin

Counting Ribs


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Loving Me Some Lafayette!

Monday, June 22, 2009



Nelsan Ellis as Lafayette Reynolds on True Blood


Nine...













Anita Morris in the Broadway Musical...Nine...which I actually saw on Broadway in 1982. I wanted to be just like her when I grew up! It will be interesting to see how the movie turns out...starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren









I can't wait!