Mock-Worthy

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


I sound like a child...a child on ludes...

I Bet PETA is Pissed!


Loot and Pillage...

Reading...

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WTF!?!

Monday, November 9, 2009

I made a comment the other day on a friend's blog...I said, "I abhor scatological humour"...which is true. My comment elicited a sneer from a fellow commenter. WTF?! I DO hate/abhor/loathe scat humour...and I'll make no apologies for such loathing. I think it's base and unworthy of laughter. So there...fuck you!

Stupid fucking necklace found here.

Sneak a Drink...


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Loot and Pillage...

Barbie Fashionista...


Which Barbie Fashionista are you?!! Are you Arsty, like me?! Or: Sassy, Wild, Girly, Cutie or Glam?? I might be Artsy but I want Wild Barbie as my BBFF! Take the quiz and see...

http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/fashion/fashionistas/quiz/


Rope for Hope...

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I sent this letter out to my friends the other day...something new I'm involved in that is very important to me.

My friend,

As you know, I am on the El Paso Symphony Board of Directors…well, guess what?! I’m also on the El Paso Youth Symphony Board of Directors! We have 14 promising young musicians whose families are experiencing severe financial stress. Most of these students come from single parent homes with incomes of less than $20,000 per year. These parents are struggling to keep their kids in this program. There is so much I didn’t know about the Youth Symphony…I had no idea that college music departments recruit students directly out of this Youth Orchestra. So, if a student sticks with the program they have a great chance of getting a full scholarship to college. I am writing to you today because I am passionate about the good work of the El Paso Symphony Youth Orchestras. The Youth Orchestras make a difference for the students because they foster their musical aspirations and enhance their educational opportunities. I am asking you to extend a ROPE FOR HOPE to these 14 worthy students.

Here is some information from the Symphony office…
“The El Paso Symphony Youth Orchestras are making a difference in the lives of these children and as a result, we are cultivating the next generation of Symphony members and performing arts supporters. Through their participation in the Youth Orchestras, these El Paso students gain encouragement to further their studies and complete a college education. Did you know that, the El Paso Youth Orchestras have:

60 members in elementary school, 80 members in middle school and 75 members in high school;
last year, 14 Youth Orchestra members were awarded college scholarships in multiple disciplines;
the El Paso Symphony Youth Orchestras has been nationally recognized by the National Endowment for the Arts, and has only been in existence for 3 years”.

A donation for $35 to $1200 will make a huge difference in a child’s life. It costs $1000 to $1500 to cover the cost of one student. I am asking for a $35 donation or more to help with our ROPE FOR HOPE. Please make a contribution. You can mail a check to the EPSO office or give them a call to charge a contribution to a credit card.

A ROPE FOR HOPE….keeps the music alive in the hearts of our youth.

I know times are tough for everyone. And I know that we all receive solicitations for "good causes" (Nigerian royalty, etc.) on a regular basis. I don't have a lot of El Paso blog readers...but, if your interested...here is a link where you can donate a little bit to help a student stay in this program.

https://www.epsyos.org/forms/make-a-donation


Now, I'm off to make myself presentable. I'm going to my first Youth Symphony performance today!

Sofa Skirt

Lazy Lola

My ensem for "Girl's Night Out" Christmas Fair. You know, one of those fundraisers that the Junior League put on to sell stuff. I'm not in Junior League...I don't think they would want me. This Nanette Lepore skirt looks just like my Indian textile piece on the back of my sofa...I told LPC I would take a photo of me on the sofa in the skirt...but I'm not that limber anymore. I was alone and couldn't manage it by myself. Everything else is as old as the hills...except the torturous "booties" (how I hate that word, booties, not torturous...torturous can be good...think Marquis de Sade) shown below. This skirt is short...hence the tights. I asked my amiga to watch my ass all night. There was no bending over.

I've never heard of this brand. They weren't crazy expensive, but after walking on concrete floors all night at a Christmas Fair...and then standing at a bar trying to get a bartender's attention while I was surrounded by Amazonian blonde girls half my age...my feet and ego were hurting a bit. But, I learned...if you tip reallly well, which we old chicks can do...the bartenders tend to ignore the blonde amazons just a little bit!

Close up of necklace is for my amiga, Nouf...who has an amazing jewelry line. I'm waiting with bated breath for the new collection to come out. Once it does...a post will be happening.




New Elephant Sized Mac!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Hola...I'm working on setting up my new computer...
it's taking me a little while to learn, so bare with me.
Is it "bare" or "bear"?! I've not been able to get my
morning fix...checking out your blogs! Everything
with Mac is a little different. Even creating a blog
post is different. These sentences just seem to
run on and on as I'm trying to create this new post.
Weird!
You all know I'm involved with my local symphony.
I'm also involved with my local Zoo. I've attached
a link to a live elephant birth at a reserve.
It's a little bloody, but it's well worth seeing.

Glam Man...


Rare 1940's Tina Leser Silk Tie...it's quite expensive, but there are lots of really great men's accessories on this site...click on image for more info.

More Blackamoor...

Cool or Creepy?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Abalone Scorpion Bracelet...here.

Look of the Day...


New to Me...




I just discovered ModLife...reasonable clothes with a vintage flair

Is that a Mushroom in your pocket...

Thursday, November 5, 2009
...Or are you just happy to see me?!
These are mushrooms...really!!
Found at Chez What? Foodie, mushroom hunter, and pun king extraordinaire...and devilishly handsome!

Loot and Pillage...

Orientalist Figural lamp
Silvered Bronze W/Malachite and Ivory Candlesticks...so Duquette
Persian Enamel Bowl and Underplate

Lacquer Bento Boxes

John Foster Art Deco Dog...shouldn't this be mine?!

Garden of Eden framed tile scene c. 1950's
Chinese Lacquer Tea Caddy from the 18th Century

All of these treasures...all priced very well...are found at one of my favorite online haunts...Bond & Bowery

The doorbell just rang...Fedex guy!!...The Main Man bought me a new computer for our anniversary! 27" Mac...can you fucking believe it! He said that this blogging thing was obviously not going away...and bigger is better (that's me talking). I've never had a Mac...I have a lot to learn. I'm so excited I can barely contain myself!

WTF?!


Human Hair on a chain...just what I want for Christmas (sarcasm dripping)...it can be yours for $220.00 here. OH...and they also have earrings!

Drapery Fabric


I get a lot of email queries about my drapery fabric...this is it.
It's Lee Jofa, Pattern: California
It comes in 4 colorways.

What I'm Reading...

Tagged Again...

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mr. Peacock tagged me...I'm supposed to list 7 things about myself...but I think ya'll must be getting bored with this. I've already told ya'll 100 things I'm grateful for, 100 things I'm not grateful for, I've answered facebook memes, so what else to tell that won't humiliate my mother...hmmmmm, this is hard...

How about some things from my childhood...


1. I've been a twirler, a cheerleader and a high kicker...but not a titty dancer.

2. As a child, I would alternate between dressing up as a gypsy and a cat every Halloween.

3. In high school, I kept a journal of everything I ever wore and never duplicated twice in one year. I was voted best dressed my Senior Year. My Mother felt oddly vindicated and relieved that high school was over.

4. I had a Siamese cat named Meschach that I received as a gift when I was 18 months old. She lived for 20 years. I would dress her up in doll's clothes and she would jump into a pram so that I could push her around for the day...she also ate all the feet off of my Barbies. This was traumatic for a little girl who had already developed a fetish for shoes.

5. The little boys in my neighborhood wouldn't play with me, so my Dad bought a humongous functioning Tonka Toy dump truck. I was popular ever after without having to resort to playing doctor.

6. I lost my virginity in high school with my long term high school boyfriend. Oddly, we didn't have rendezvous in the backs of cars. Well, at least not many. We got caught by the cops once and that was humiliating. I set some ground rules after that which involved him having to get a job. He spent his hard earned money renting a hotel room on the outskirts of town. The Honeymoon Suite. It had a mirror on the ceiling of the canopy bed. I LOVED it! Ok...that one will probably not go over too well with my Mother.

7. I'm a serial monogamist...high school boyfriend who cultivated my fondness in mirrors, my college boyfriend whom I married and promptly divorced and then The Main Man...who is just the absolute fucking BOMB!

8...just for grins...I was nominated by The Latin Club in high school to represent them as a candidate for the Miss Fort Bend County Beauty Pageant. We had a costume portion (I dressed up like Daisy Mae) and a gown portion of the competition. I lost to a deaf girl.

Leaves of Gold




I adore this headband...I would feel like a Grecian goddess wearing it...if it turned up under the Christmas tree, I would be a very very grateful girl! Hint, Hint...


All found at Emily Elizabeth Jewelry

Why am I awake at 3:15am!!!!

Sex Magic Reading...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Pisces
Pisces: February 19- March 20 for November 2009

Overall: King of Vibrators

Challenge: 10 of Paddles

Homework: 7 of Whips

We all have months when we feel invincible. Hey, guess what? Your number is up! November is all about being in your power. People find themselves attracted to you on so many levels this month. You exude a scent that is tempting and tantalizing to anyone within your social circle. The hardest part is that there is only one of you! You can’t be ten places at once, so really plan out which parties you want to attend and when you should just stay home with a bubble bath and a waterproof vibrator. Back in the 80s, there was a great leather bar in San Francisco called the Billboard Café, and their slogan was “The best political defense is a social offense.” Live by those words this month, and see what you might attract to your life. Sometimes bad boys and girls do have more fun.


Read yours at Carnal Nation here.

Mouth Blown (hee hee) Antler Chandeliers


I quite like these...here.

Chanting for Chili

I had a small dinner party last night...now that it's cold, The Main Man starts chanting for chili. The menu was a little disjointed...

Chili with black beans and bacon with lots of sides...fritos (we live in Texas...nuf said), purple onion, lime, cheddar cheese and sour cream

A salad of sliced avocado, the last of my tomatoes, finely diced purple onion, lime juice, truffle oil and a sprinkling of this cool black Hawaiian salt

A fig and walnut tart with a crazy whipped cream I concocted and a small slice of blue cheese.

I've included links to the recipes. They are available from Cooks, Illustrated. I used to subscribe to the magazine, but now I subscribe to the website. Hopefully the links work...but they may not.

While I was setting the table...I realized, I am bored to tears with my Imari Chargers. I need something new. These are cool...

This Great Wall collection of chargers, dinner plates, dessert plates and serving platter all found at Home, James!





Multiple Ethnicity

Monday, November 2, 2009
Russian/Moroccan

Egyptian/Tibetan

Greek/Mexican


Polynesian/Botswanan
Native American/Indian

Malagasy/Japanese


America's Next Top Model...clash or celebration of two cultures?



Unsurprisingly, I found the styling beautiful. I happen to be a combination of two very different ethnic cultures. This probably explains to some point my love for all things
multi-culti. When putting this post together, I WAS surprised by
the backlash from the photo shoot. Why must everything be so damned complicated? Why must subterfuge be around every corner? This world of ours is changing rapidly into a multi-ethnic pot of fabulousness. I find that very exciting...and beautiful.

Halloween 2009

Sunday, November 1, 2009


Catwoman 80's Redux...my, what big hair you have!




The Main Man jazzed up my ears with extra beads that came with the dress...

I attempted false eyelashes again...for 30 minutes!...why I keep trying I'll never know. In this instance perseverance is only winning a crown of thorns with a lot of curse words thrown in!


They were finally thrown across the bathroom in disgust...with a couple of my real lashes attached.


What a big tail you have! Can I touch it?!










Scotch does this to me



Again...another picture I found on the camera this morning. Gratuitous ass shot. The Main Man kept going down to the bar for our drinks...can we say hot bartendress?!




Detour from the Yellow Brick Road...I kept looking for flying monkeys



The Cumbia band was hot, hot, hot and so were we...